Back in the days of Google+ I used to write up news stories involving
certain sea creatures as if they were playing an RPG. I'm digging them
out of the archive for a second outing. May include harm to animals.
GM: You see an orca approaching.
Octopus: I make a knowledge: nature check. <rolls dice> OK, orcas are a kind of dolphin...
Dolphin: It's a dolphin? I'm gonna make friends!
Octopus: Erm, hold on a minute.
Dolphin: This is gonna be awesome!
Octopus: That thing is two size categories bigger than you! And there's also the other name...
Dolphin: I roll diplomacy.
GM: OK.
Dolphin: Did it work?
GM: The orca makes its attack role.
Dolphin: You what?
GM: And it applies its knockback attack feat.
Dolphin: What's going on?
Octopus: If you'd waited a moment I would have told you that thing's other name is Killer Whale.
GM: Take damage from the attack and falling damage from when you hit the sea again.
Dolphin: I hate you all.
Octopus: I make a knowledge: nature check. <rolls dice> OK, orcas are a kind of dolphin...
Dolphin: It's a dolphin? I'm gonna make friends!
Octopus: Erm, hold on a minute.
Dolphin: This is gonna be awesome!
Octopus: That thing is two size categories bigger than you! And there's also the other name...
Dolphin: I roll diplomacy.
GM: OK.
Dolphin: Did it work?
GM: The orca makes its attack role.
Dolphin: You what?
GM: And it applies its knockback attack feat.
Dolphin: What's going on?
Octopus: If you'd waited a moment I would have told you that thing's other name is Killer Whale.
GM: Take damage from the attack and falling damage from when you hit the sea again.
Dolphin: I hate you all.
Airborne orca catapults dolphin during hunt.— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) September 2, 2015
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