GM: A beautiful female octopus is at the entrance to the den.
Dolphin: Oh! Oh! You should try to seduce her!
Octopus: Are you sure? You know I don't have your charisma bonus, right?
Dolphin: It'll be fine.
Octopus: Well, if you're sure. I change colour to something pretty and offer her a nice shell.
GM: Go for it.
Octopus: <rolls dice> Oh no.
GM: Critical fumble? OK, she scoops up a tentacle of silt and throws it at you. Roll to dodge.
Octopus: <rolls dice> Ow! I try to flee.
GM: She throws more silt.
Octopus: <rolls dice> And again! Dolphin, this is all your fault!
Female octopuses throw things at males that are harassing them https://t.co/QQsv0r6Fdq
— New Scientist (@newscientist) September 1, 2021